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The director of America's hit sitcom The Pickles. After the success of his show he went on to make a new show on weird stuff but was cancelled because he couldn't think of other wierd stuff than visual puzzles. He now hosts Lance Bean tries to break America.

You know him! Gayest thing alive remember? Other than being the macrocasam's biggest gay porn star, he is the star in sitcom The Pickles with his family except Angelica since she was killed by some puertorikan guy and was replaced by Frankie Muniz. Drew's husband Barney the dinosaur loves him to bits because his sex is "Really really Swell" and we all bet it is. The number of gay pornos Drew has ever starred in is beyond infinite and the length of his cock is seemingly endless.

Barney the Dinosaur is married to Drew and is usually the co star of Drew Pickles' gay pornos. He is always eager to please his husband by any means necessary. Although as sexy as Drew is, Barney is sometimes seen cheating on him with several other faggots such as Ronald McDonald and Arthur. Mostly in his free time Barney likes to poop all over every thing.

The mascot of a massive burger chain turned bad when he sexually assaulted several customers in a fit of sexual frustration. He continues to be sexually frustrated to this day hence the name The Penis Clown. If you see him, you better step on it, because he'll fuck you in a blink of an eye.

Drew Pickes' gayboy wonder. Arthur is an eight year old copropiliac rapist aardvark. He enjoys being covered in poopy and eating it. To this date his love for poopy is unmatched, unless carpared to Gay hero Drew Pickles. He loves playing with Buster and his poopy dildo He was also the late Lou Pickle's last shag.

He is Arthur's boyfriend and he travels around the world having sex with gay men all around the globe filming his swell activities and puts it on tv on his show postcards from Buster.

The biggest and gayest dog ever recorded in history. Originally called Clifford the Big Red Faggot by his Jewish father because he knew he would grow up a faggot one day and how right he was. Clifford likes nothing more than raping men with his ginormous cock.

Everyone thought Ned was gay so he hid behind it with strong christian undertones but it turned out that everyone thought right when Ned was caught having sex with Rev. Lovejoy and was proven guilty of hiring an assassin to kill his wife. Ned later became the high preist of the church of gayness.

He is Drew Pickles' brother and a sex toy inventor. In the past Stu was the one who was raped more than his brother making Drew extremly jelous of him and accused him of being the favourite one. It was then made extremly clear that he was the favourite one all along at the funeral.

"Well it just goes to show you, apart from being a gay porn star you're about as usefull as a steaming little squirt of shit."

She is Drew's wife despite being a hardcore lesbian. She is also Drew's co-star if The Pickles.

Drew and Chorlotte's daughter. Sadly she was killed by a puertorikan man claimed her parents. Frankie Muniz took her place in the series The Pickles.

"But Lance how are you gonna break America, we'll need like two hundred million hydrogen bombs!"

The "brains" behind the heroic Contra team. Though he suffers from several mental wartime disorders he has always led his elite squad to victory against enemy armies and several alien wars.

Bill Rizer's brother in arms. He is a wigga with additude and he can definatey pop cap up serious asses. He is currently trying to break America with his latest song From Bean to Penis.

The red probotector and a member of the Contra squad. He has ambitions of breaking America with his song The Dildo Song.

"Hello my code name is Scorpion and the reason why I wear purple is because I'm super extremly beyond gay!"

A purple clad warrior who is without a doubt the gayest member of the Contra squad but if he's beyond gay does that mean he's gayer than Drew Pickles? No, not possible!

The courageous leader of the Peregrine Falcon Squad who knows no fear. He faces any danger he could endure and takes out all his enemies with ninja perception. No matter what comes his way he'll always be there to see his lovely girl Fio.

The guy Marco can't win his battles without. Tarma normally does all the work but Marco normally takes credit for everything. Tarma normally gets revenge by sabotaging everyone's slugs the smug SOB!

The bastard love child of Kevin Spacey and Korean woman. Trevor was abandoned by his parents and was sent to the same orphange as Hansel and Gretel did in Black Lagoon and was filmed being raped several times as a child. Trevor is considered a computer prodigy after being found lookin up gay porn on the internet at age three. He would do anything to please his swell hunk Marco Rossi if Fio didn't keep taking him away.

Scum! Turd! Faggot! Whatever you want to call him. Alfred Kahn is the head of the evil 4Kids tv. A company that aims to slaughter any anime it can grab with it's bony death like hands. War hero Marco Rossi isn't afraid to give him exactly what he deserves...

Will was the star of Fresh Prince of Bel Air and classic action films like Men in Black and Wild Wild West. Sadly he's not much to look at after Men in Black II, Shark Tale, I Am Legend and Hancock blew ass.

You heard of a Christian fanatic, well this is a Christian faggot! He has always been trying to ban games like Grand Theft Auto, Bully, Halo, Manhunt and The Sims. Thankfully he's been banned from court for wasting their time.

The worst band in the history of the earth and one of today's most popular, though because countless delusional girls make their huge fanbase. The Jonas Brothers are extremely gay and love incestious orgies with each other. If they didn't launch their career on Disney Channel they would be tramps right now.

The holder of the flag in the war against diabetes. His super powers include giving people diabetes so they wake up to the crisis by having sex with them.

An octopus with the ability to walk on dry land thanks to a nuclear blast. Oswald spends his time spidermanning and tenticle raping shotas and shoving his friend Weenie up his ass.

The most powerful being in the universe! He denies being a Sonic recolor though he clearly is one. If he got in a fight with another recolor he would win and how? No one knows and no one cares.


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		*Creator* *GreaserBarney* *"Can you see the faggots now?"* The director of America's hit sitcom The Pickles. After the success of his show he went on to make a new show on weird stuff but was cancelled because he couldn't think of other wierd stuff than visual puzzles. He now hosts Lance Bean tries to break America. *Barney Bunch Characters* *Drew Pickles* *"hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"* You know him! Gayest thing alive remember? Other than being the macrocasam's biggest gay porn star, he is the star in sitcom The Pickles with his family except Angelica since she was killed by some puertorikan guy and was replaced by Frankie Muniz. Drew's husband Barney the dinosaur loves him to bits because his sex is "Really really Swell" and we all bet it is. The number of gay pornos Drew has ever starred in is beyond infinite and the length of his cock is seemingly endless. *Barney the Dinosaur* *"Drew, I think I know what might help... A buttsex orgy!"* Barney the Dinosaur is married to Drew and is usually the co star of Drew Pickles' gay pornos. He is always eager to please his husband by any means necessary. Although as sexy as Drew is, Barney is sometimes seen cheating on him with several other faggots such as Ronald McDonald and Arthur. Mostly in his free time Barney likes to poop all over every thing. *Ronald "The Penis Clown" McDonald* *"Burger grease? Ah, you mean Lubercant!"* The mascot of a massive burger chain turned bad when he sexually assaulted several customers in a fit of sexual frustration. He continues to be sexually frustrated to this day hence the name The Penis Clown. If you see him, you better step on it, because he'll fuck you in a blink of an eye. *Arthur Read* *"Oh I've been such a bad boy, what will officer Pickles do?"* Drew Pickes' gayboy wonder. Arthur is an eight year old copropiliac rapist aardvark. He enjoys being covered in poopy and eating it. To this date his love for poopy is unmatched, unless carpared to Gay hero Drew Pickles. He loves playing with Buster and his poopy dildo He was also the late Lou Pickle's last shag. *Buster Baxter* He is Arthur's boyfriend and he travels around the world having sex with gay men all around the globe filming his swell activities and puts it on tv on his show postcards from Buster. *Clifford the Big Red Dog/Faggot* *"He was supposed to rape me twelve hours ago!"* The biggest and gayest dog ever recorded in history. Originally called Clifford the Big Red Faggot by his Jewish father because he knew he would grow up a faggot one day and how right he was. Clifford likes nothing more than raping men with his ginormous cock. *Ned Flanders* Everyone thought Ned was gay so he hid behind it with strong christian undertones but it turned out that everyone thought right when Ned was caught having sex with Rev. Lovejoy and was proven guilty of hiring an assassin to kill his wife. Ned later became the high preist of the church of gayness. *Stu Pickles* *"Don't you laugh! Don't you fucking laugh! I'll rape ya! I'll rape ya!"* He is Drew Pickles' brother and a sex toy inventor. In the past Stu was the one who was raped more than his brother making Drew extremly jelous of him and accused him of being the favourite one. It was then made extremly clear that he was the favourite one all along at the funeral. *Lou Pickles* *"I have no son!"* *RIP.* *Charlotte Pickles* *"Well it just goes to show you, apart from being a gay porn star you're about as usefull as a steaming little squirt of shit."* *She is Drew's wife despite being a hardcore lesbian. She is also Drew's co-star if The Pickles.* *Angelica Pickles* *"Are we there yet?"* *Drew and Chorlotte's daughter. Sadly she was killed by a puertorikan man claimed her parents. Frankie Muniz took her place in the series The Pickles.* *Contra Characters* *Bill Rizer* *"But Lance how are you gonna break America, we'll need like two hundred million hydrogen bombs!"* The "brains" behind the heroic Contra team. Though he suffers from several mental wartime disorders he has always led his elite squad to victory against enemy armies and several alien wars. *Lance Bean* *"So suck on my balls sploooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooge!"* Bill Rizer's brother in arms. He is a wigga with additude and he can definatey pop cap up serious asses. He is currently trying to break America with his latest song From Bean to Penis. *RC011* *The red probotector and a member of the Contra squad. He has ambitions of breaking America with his song The Dildo Song.* *Scorpion* *"Hello my code name is Scorpion and the reason why I wear purple is because I'm super extremly beyond gay!"* *A purple clad warrior who is without a doubt the gayest member of the Contra squad but if he's beyond gay does that mean he's gayer than Drew Pickles? No, not possible!* *Metal Slug Characters* *Marco Rossi* *"Why don't you go masturbate to a naked picture of your grandma?"* The courageous leader of the Peregrine Falcon Squad who knows no fear. He faces any danger he could endure and takes out all his enemies with ninja perception. No matter what comes his way he'll always be there to see his lovely girl Fio. *Tarma Roving III* *"Hey, Trevor! Eri bets your ass can't hold a metal slug shell, care to prove her wrong?"* The guy Marco can't win his battles without. Tarma normally does all the work but Marco normally takes credit for everything. Tarma normally gets revenge by sabotaging everyone's slugs the smug SOB! *Trevor Spacey* *"Fine with me, I will not be insulted by a woman!"* The bastard love child of Kevin Spacey and Korean woman. Trevor was abandoned by his parents and was sent to the same orphange as Hansel and Gretel did in Black Lagoon and was filmed being raped several times as a child. Trevor is considered a computer prodigy after being found lookin up gay porn on the internet at age three. He would do anything to please his swell hunk Marco Rossi if Fio didn't keep taking him away. *Various Celebrities* *Alfred R. Kahn* Scum! Turd! Faggot! Whatever you want to call him. Alfred Kahn is the head of the evil 4Kids tv. A company that aims to slaughter any anime it can grab with it's bony death like hands. War hero Marco Rossi isn't afraid to give him exactly what he deserves... *Will Smith* Will was the star of Fresh Prince of Bel Air and classic action films like Men in Black and Wild Wild West. Sadly he's not much to look at after Men in Black II, Shark Tale, I Am Legend and Hancock blew ass. *Jack Thompson* You heard of a Christian fanatic, well this is a Christian faggot! He has always been trying to ban games like Grand Theft Auto, Bully, Halo, Manhunt and The Sims. Thankfully he's been banned from court for wasting their time. *Jonas Brothers* The worst band in the history of the earth and one of today's most popular, though because countless delusional girls make their huge fanbase. The Jonas Brothers are extremely gay and love incestious orgies with each other. If they didn't launch their career on Disney Channel they would be tramps right now. *Misc characters* *Captain Novolin* *The holder of the flag in the war against diabetes. His super powers include giving people diabetes so they wake up to the crisis by having sex with them.* *Oswald* An octopus with the ability to walk on dry land thanks to a nuclear blast. Oswald spends his time spidermanning and tenticle raping shotas and shoving his friend Weenie up his ass. *Weenie* *An dog that looks like a hot dog, need I say more?* *Crappy the Hedgehog* The most powerful being in the universe! He denies being a Sonic recolor though he clearly is one. If he got in a fight with another recolor he would win and how? No one knows and no one cares.



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